Welcome. I’m Craig Rachel. This is my personal site, where I write about the things I’m building and thinking about.

Posts

• Sep 13, 2026 Recursive Self-Improving AI

  What’s the base case?

• Sep 10, 2026 10 Years 20 Days

  Tesla’s Solar Roof Is No More And Also Never Was

• Sep 7, 2026 Thumbs

  Movies had a great rating system. Then along came Letterboxd.

• Sep 5, 2026 Common Buzzard

  The common buzzard wikipedia page is giving me problems.

• Sep 3, 2026 Bonfire of the Vanities (2026)

  A successful tech exec runs over a jaywalking woman who has postpartum depression

• Aug 29, 2026 The Dog Stars (2026)

  Did the composer watch the movie?

• Aug 22, 2026 Lists

  More people need to be on lists

• Aug 11, 2026 Mormons

  Saw Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

• Aug 11, 2026 Labeouf

  Shia Labeouf seems like one of those guys that is always having fender benders.

• Aug 10, 2026 Lettuce

  Shrinkflation on lettuce implemented during COVID is now over

• Aug 7, 2026 Space

  Medieval peasants at least had an excuse for the magical thinking.

• Aug 7, 2026 Dubstep Depression

  All the dubstep DJ’s have depression due to looking up from the laptop at their shows and the crowd is 85% dudes with drug of choice: computer duster.

• Aug 3, 2026 Miranda Giveth, Pre-Miranda Taketh Away

  Cops should have to keep the statutes on their arm like an NFL quaterback. I’m Officer Badge Number, I suspect you of breaking Penal Code please Lawful Order. No code,...

• Aug 2, 2026 Dante's Peak (1997)

  Linda Hamilton’s character: “Cappuccino, espresso, caffè latte?”

• Aug 2, 2026 Timothée Chalamet

  I think he gets too much work.

• Jul 31, 2026 Moonshot

  “Well, space is there, and we’re going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as...

• Jul 31, 2026 Legroom

  I’m wondering what they don’t want us to know about the legroom on the new Air Force One.

• Jul 31, 2026 Crosswalk

  Pedestrians have the right-of-way when entering a crosswalk. Therefore, I do not have to look both ways.

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