Welcome. I’m Craig Rachel. This is my personal site, where I write about the things I’m building and thinking about.

Posts

• Aug 7, 2026 Space

  Medieval peasants at least had an excuse for the magical thinking.

• Aug 7, 2026 Dubstep Depression

  All the dubstep DJ’s have depression due to looking up from the laptop at their shows and the crowd is 85% dudes with drug of choice: computer duster.

• Aug 3, 2026 Miranda Giveth, Pre-Miranda Taketh Away

  Cops should have to keep the statutes on their arm like an NFL quaterback. I’m Officer Badge Number, I suspect you of breaking Penal Code please Lawful Order. No code,...

• Aug 2, 2026 Dante's Peak (1997)

  Linda Hamilton’s character: “Cappuccino, espresso, caffè latte?”

• Aug 2, 2026 Timothée Chalamet

  I think he gets too much work.

• Jul 31, 2026 Moonshot

  “Well, space is there, and we’re going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as...

• Jul 31, 2026 Legroom

  I’m wondering what they don’t want us to know about the legroom on the new Air Force One.

• Jul 31, 2026 Crosswalk

  Pedestrians have the right-of-way when entering a crosswalk. Therefore, I do not have to look both ways.

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